What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, lying in front of the door?
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this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2023
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What do you call a man swimming with no arms, no legs?
Clever dick.
Wrong, that's Bob.
What do you call the same man in the hot tub?
Stew.
floating would be Bob.
actually swimming under propulsion... thats pretty clever, right?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art
What do you call such a man that isn't being pulled by a boat?
Bob
What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs?
Whatever you want. He's not going to come anyways.
What do you call a man in the water with no arms and no legs, no boat and no other ability to swim or float?
"The drowning victim"
The same man in a pile of leaves?
Russel.