Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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[–] ohmesocorny@discuss.online 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Likewise...

What do you call a man swimming with no arms, no legs?

Clever dick.

[–] dan@lemmy.fdr8.us 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wrong, that's Bob.

What do you call the same man in the hot tub?

Stew.

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

floating would be Bob.

actually swimming under propulsion... thats pretty clever, right?