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Clever Comebacks

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[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A male penis was never meant to be inserted into the anus? Is a female penis OK to stick there then?

[โ€“] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you ever had a girl with a big clit, you know the answer is yes.

[โ€“] Droechai@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

That sounds like a super niche kink tbh. Does it have to be naturally big or is enhancement with hormones or suction okay?

[โ€“] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Listen honey, I frequently check the reddit dontputyourdickinthat sub, and if something ain't listed there, you better believe I'm putting my dick in it. BTW I'm posting you there.

[โ€“] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 33 points 1 year ago

Well your username is certainly fitting.

[โ€“] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly. Humankind has put their dicks in all sorts of places they should never have gone into. An anus is the least of our problems

[โ€“] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not really in the problem category mate.

[โ€“] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poor wording in my behalf, but I agree

[โ€“] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I see it as more of... a solution

[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didnโ€™t realize lesbians fuck each other in the ass.

[โ€“] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 37 points 1 year ago

Wait until she finds out some straight people have anal sex, some gay people are asexual, and you donโ€™t need a penis is have anal sex. That, along with lesbians and bisexual people existing, is really going to ruin her day.

[โ€“] Astroturfed@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Someone really doesn't like anal and is starting a one person disinformation campaign so she doesn't have to let her boyfriend big him shove the shit up to her eyeballs again.

[โ€“] aeternum@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

a male penis? as opposed to a female penis?

[โ€“] idiomaddict@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago

Super homophobic, but very pro trans rights

[โ€“] Chunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

She's making an exception due to the exquisite mouthfeel.

[โ€“] wheresmypillow@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Weโ€™re you born or a were you a bowel movement?

[โ€“] baggins@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why did God make it feels so good then?

[โ€“] MxM111@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

To test your faith. And since God works in mysterious ways, you feel pleasure when actually this is pain. Repent your sins or burn in hell for eternity if you let penis into your ass even one time. God cares about you that much, that he will torture you forever!

Next question.

[โ€“] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what resting my faith is, but I think I've been doing it since my 20s.

[โ€“] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Testing. Spelling error.

[โ€“] aeternum@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I never understood that. If god is so caring and loving, why the fuck would he send you to hell for sinning whereby you would be tortured for eternity? Fuckin religions man.

[โ€“] MxM111@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because of mysterious ways.

Next question.

[โ€“] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

As I recall, the deal is that you're disconnecting yourself from God; going it alone. And that is your right as a free being, which God respectsโ€ฆbut Satan doesn't, and promptly nabs your soul once it's separated from your body and available for nabbing.

[โ€“] Gork@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah she's yucking our yum.

It's goddamn amazing and I can never get enough of it.

[โ€“] richieadler@lemmy.myserv.one -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imaginary characters don't do anything.

[โ€“] full_on_rapist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[โ€“] Syrc@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah that was pretty Edgy, @full_on_rapist

If you consider references to popular mainstream television shows edgy.

I think if you asked someone like this to research this topic they'd probably think you were just asking them to watch something indecent.