This is what is wrong with modern society. I take a train downtown and no inner city kid is worshiping the sun. Our leaders no longer cut out the hearts of their enemies as tribute.
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Shuddup Sun! The world does not revolve around you!
God's existence: No physical proof
Sun's existence: Just look up
this is why y'all should praise the sun
Because it would make sense and religion isn't about that.
praise the sun
If only I could be so grossly incandescent
Probably burning us all to death.
What do you mean? We've begun the greatest construction of sun obelisks in the history of humankind? There everywhere, people come knocking on your door wanting to mount them on your roof for free.
A good solar flare/EMP or six ought to do it. Right back to the stone ages
If that helps curb the chance of nuclear apocalypse I'd take solar flare stone age apocalypse. Would still suck, but in a different way.
Sun worshippers are harder to govern, because there's no way for a single person to seize control. The Sun doesn't create prophets and messiahs.
I mean, don't sell past sold
Our leaders no longer cut out the hearts of their enemies as tribute.
Ok, on it!
Yeah it's like, dude? The Sun is real.
We really could use a little George Carlin right about now... And Joe Pesci, just to be safe.
We never stopped.
\[T]/
Is it still the sun or merely a flaming ball of gas illuminating the world?
It's not gas, you silly fuck, it's a miasma of incandescent plasma 🎶.
I say it's a miasma of incandescent plasma of peace, you chowderhead (ง'̀-'́)ง
It's pronounced chowder!
Okay, you asked for it, Boggs ᕦ( ● 益 ● )ᕤ 💥
See this is part of why I'm an atheist. I refuse to believe any God exists that's dumber than Gary Gygax.
Without the sun we'd all be dead. I also hate cold weather & feel so much better with some sunshine. I'm surprised we don't have more people that pray & give thanks to the sun.
Because people like me are praying for cold rainy weather and I think there's more of us.
Because melanoma