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Bread is CIVILIZATION

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 minute ago

For thousands of years the peak of life has been eating fresh bread and drinking wine, it still is tbh. For maximum luxery add fresh cooked meat to the bread :3

[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Bread is my favourite carb, and it isn't close. I had a period in my teens of sandwiching everything. Chili? Sandwich. Curry? Sammich Stews? You guessed it: big mess.

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 7 points 2 hours ago

Woah, is it you, Sloppy Joe himself?? 😲

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Based and yeast-pilled

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 17 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I'm confused about the single full stop. It shows they have knowledge of basic punctuation, but refuse to use it.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

They also resent anti-runon-sentence propaganda

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

What is there to be confused about? They can speak english correctly, but they simply refuse doing so due to a lack of respect for the language. Almost every professor at my uni is also like this: they have the skills to follow grammatical rules, but they don't owe it to anyone to actually do it. This is normal.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Also any language where through and threw sound identical doesn’t deserve much respect.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Huh, I thought you were joking, but I just checked on google translate, and apparently the correct way to pronounce "threw" really is the same as "through". I always pronounced "threw" a bit more in the front of my mouth so it has a different sound. Crazy stuff.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 59 minutes ago

Here’s a bunch of better examples (it’s a 1 minute video).

https://youtu.be/3ipFdRfFvK4

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 hours ago

Did.. Did they just make a "pee is stored in the balls" reference?

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 hours ago

Reading "anti crab" propaganda made me think extra.

[–] BastingChemina 9 points 8 hours ago

In 1900 the average French person was eating 900g of bread per day.

I'm working on it to reach this level again.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I only accept the darkest, blackest bread there is. I crave the fiber

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 1 points 1 hour ago

The darkest bread there is, is usually bread that is articifially dark. Here in the Netherlands we have bread colored as chocolate, that would actually be white but is made to look dark so people think it's healthier.

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Simple: I'm a carb based life form.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I like how in the menu the chef is like -- and I'm paraphrasing of course -- you assholes can't have bread cuz you don't deserve it.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 hours ago

God gave us grain but not bread so that we, too, could indulge in the joy of creation.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

I see extreme anti-carb mentality like teetotalling when the health goal is really just don't be a drunkard.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 21 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Carbs aren’t evil but if you don’t want to be overweight you have to eat carbs in moderation. It’s not that hard gang.

[–] alleycat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Isn't Low Carb debunked? As long as you eat halfway clean and at a deficit, you lose weight. And you don't gain weight by eating a lot of carbs, as long as you don't have a caloric surplus.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Actually fat makes you fat and carbs make you crab

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago (1 children)

The incessant lurch of time makes us crab and there's nothing we can do about it

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 2 points 20 minutes ago (1 children)

Exactly. Might as well indulge in feasting on Jesus's body.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago (1 children)

That sounds like something a carapaced bottom-dwelling aquatic scavenger would say...

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 2 points 12 minutes ago

No, carapaced bottom-dwelling aquatic scavenger was my father.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago

You got it all wrong, you just have to work out a lot and then eat all the carbs you want

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 27 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Bakers knead bread to explore their souls.

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 17 points 14 hours ago

cries celiacly

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 11 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

But im allergic to gluten :(

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Gluten free bread lacks any of the pleasant qualities of actual bread (my gluten allergy is "makes you have the shits" and not "kills you")

You can get good biscuits and cake without gluten. Good cereal. Passable pasta. Even decent pizza crust.

Not bread. Not by a long shot. The best gluten free bread in the world is just decent at its best, not to mention costing 15x the price. REALLY not worth it.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

I'll eat a slice for you friend 😭

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 11 points 13 hours ago

"A man cannot live on bread alone
But nor can he live without it"
--That one shopkeep in Kingdom Come: Deliverance

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