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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 183 points 1 year ago (33 children)

Didn't Jesus say something along the lines of "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's"? Sounds to me like he was pro taxes.

[–] xrtxn@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 1 year ago

Matthew 22:20,21: He said to them: “Whose image and inscription is this?” They said: “Caesar’s.” Then he said to them: “Pay back, therefore, Caesar’s things to Caesar, but God’s things to God.”

[–] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He probably didn't want to get crucified for encouraging tax evasion.

[–] Erdosan@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You are really crossing a line here with your comment!

[–] TopShelfVanilla@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought he kinda nailed it

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He definitely spearheaded this comment thread.

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are we resurrecting these old puns again?

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[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

At least they arent crossing a man.

[–] socsa@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Duh, because in the Bible he was crucified for blasphemy so if he ended up crucified for tax evasion the whole story would have fallen apart.

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[–] Klystron@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly what my dad said when I tried to teach him about pirating media lol

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Only Caesar I've ever seen, was a salad.

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[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The Bible actually says to shut up and pay your taxes without complaining lmao. Wonder who wrote that?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago

Yeah, you can bet your ass the Pope wanted everyone paying up.

[–] Chadarius@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

There is very specifically tax fraud issues in the Bible. Mostly by tax collectors themselves. Lots of other places where it says to follow the laws of government.

The meme does encapsulate the views of a crap ton of fake Christians though.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It doesn't really discourage rape or slavery either, though. It's not a good manual for modern society.

[–] noundus@lemmy.villa-straylight.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're mostly correct about slavery, but rapists got stoned to death. Deuteronomy 22.

[–] Metriximor@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AFAIK they had to pay 50 shekels and marry the woman they raped right?

[–] noundus@lemmy.villa-straylight.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I suppose I shouldn't have left out that detail. Raping an unbetrothed virgin doesn't get the same treatment as raping another man's wife. I'd still say paying a fine and never being able to divorce counts as "discouraging" rape, but... damn.

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wasn't JC kind of nice to slaves or sth?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idunno, probably? Being nice to the downtrodden seemed to be more or less his thing when he wasn't telling people that he was his own imaginary sky daddy 🤷

Pretty sure he didn't actually FREE all the slaves or even told slavers to please do so, though. Spartacus is a much better role model than Jesus in that aspect.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Here, here! Jesus just did lame stuff like die on a cross. He could have saved a bunch of slaves sometime around 30 AD, specifically in the region of Roman occupied Israel. That would have been more important for the history of humanity.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't tell if you're being genuine or sarcastic. If it's the former, I completely agree.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t tell if you’re being genuine or sarcastic.

Whichever gets me the most upvotes from you. Death of the Author, Poe's Law, and all of that.

Call me a mirror, 'cause if you be projecting, I be reflecting.

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[–] noundus@lemmy.villa-straylight.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For the time, maybe. But the few times slavery is mentioned in the NT the focus is on treatment of slaves, not abolition. And even then, for slave owners who didn't follow Christian teachings, slaves were basically told to suck it up and get back to work (1Peter 2:18). Paul appears to free Onesimus in the book of Philemon (although I can't tell if his intended meaning is literal), and it's also worth noting that Christian nations were the first to abolish chattel slavery, but it'd be a stretch to say the Bible directly discourages slavery.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Actually, the first nation to abolish chattel slavery was Haiti, which was NOT a Christian nation at the time. The country as we know it today was literally founded through a successful slave revolt!

[–] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is a verse in the Bible which specifically says you have to follow the law unless it conflicts with the Bible.

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[–] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago

Render unto Cesar that which is Cesar's.

[–] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Lots of people are mentioning the Caesar thing, but nobody has mentioned that tithe is also a tax, and there is plenty said about that. Malachi 3:8, for example.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

omw to look at the comments to see if it actually does

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago
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