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?What do you do? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by yenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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?When you don't know what to do?

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[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get drunk, drive around in my RAM 2500, and run cyclists off the road

[–] FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

based

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I'm watching Perun yt and scrolling lemmy, and I would be taking an aternoon nap but I got something on my leg so it itches...

[–] Hundun@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Pushups

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally? Men.

[–] yenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

wow, i wish i could

[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Trying to do pixel art instead of playing games as of recently

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  • Scrolling Lemmy
  • Reading about Programming (rarely)
  • Talking to my dad
  • Masturbating
  • Dreaming of things to do
[–] yenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

very relatable, though i don't masturbate so much these days...

[–] LeylaaLovee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Smoke a cig

Or a bowl

Shitpost

???

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How much detail do you want?

[–] yenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

as much as you're willing to give

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright, so first I let my thoughts drift to more and more horny places, let my hands slowly find their way down and just sit there until I'm licking my lips, longing for...

You know what, maybe that's TMI after all

[–] yenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🤤

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guess I've found someone who's as horny as I am, huh

So anyway, I keep it going until it physically aches to be released from my jeans, and only then do I, uh...

So, what do you do when you don't know what to do?

[–] yenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read manga and light novels

I try to learn about programming and get confused

I see what the people in my puter are posting about today

I do Pokemon battles with strangers

I stay up late and play Yume Nikki

I get in bed and snuggle my blåhaj

That's all I can think of right now.

Do note, however, that masturbating isn't something I do when there's nothing better to do, it is something I do with purpose and conviction

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That second point resonates so hard with me.

If I masturbate like I described it, it's definitely with purpose, too. Taking the time to just lose myself in this amazing feeling.

All I want in life is to give that feeling to the person I love.

[–] yenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So real, so wonderful

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Still need to find that special someone, though. But when I do, they'll have to brace themselves for a really good time.