$40.50 to sit on the couch sounds about right for new years.
this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2025
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decided to shell out for the ticketmaster fees?
What's 280 dollars to be in my pyjamas all night?
Fuck Ticketmaster
Gotta wake up early to do your taxes.
Actually I just did mine just month and got my refund check today.
Must not be American lol I won't get my W2 for another four weeks.
But I can use mine and my wife's last pay stubs to get really close.
No I'm Canadian. For some reason my spouse decided to be a sovereign citizen and not get them done until now.
Every holiday with fireworks I have to stay up ridiculously late to keep the dogs calm and soothe my toddler back to sleep multiple times.
We had a crazy thunderstorm until about 11:30 that kept my son up extra late. I hate thunderstoms but thought at least there won't be fireworks. 11:31 ole reliable firework Joe around the corner was out there doing his thing and it seems like he doesn't plan on stopping soon.
Also firework Joe sets off a ridiculous amount of stuff at 12am on Christmas eve.
Living in the south you have to contend with the drunk droolers the next street over who come out and empty their gun every thirty minutes or so until 3am.
Thankfully fireworks aren't legal here on New Year's. I hate them too. I hope your son got some sleep. They sure hate thunder!
Fireworks also aren't legal in large swathes of the US. Doesn't stop people.
Well the difference is I can call the city bylaw officer and they'll go tell them to quit it, and I won't get shot.
Fireworks are very illegal in my state.
My first Christmas living here when the fireworks we're going off in the middle of the night I called the cops for the first time in my life. Turns out Joe used to be a cop in the next town over and all my neighbors already knew he was basically immune. I ended up getting a noise complaint because of my dogs, as the fireworks were still going off on the street behind me.
Omigod that's terrible.
But I wish I lived somewhere fireworks were illegal. It would actually get enforced here.
More like "Stay at home and go broke." Thanks Ticketmaster.
Happy New Year, Bones. Now that tomorrow's meal is cooked, I'm right behind you.
My dog is sleeping under the covers behind my knees. It's very sleep inducing.