Nonsense

I've heard if you place an order of "four hundred twenty nuggets" at this Wendy's, you get a bag of catnip instead.

That cat's name better be Mike

Hello, IT. Have you tried knocking it off the table?

"Gene, the Odyssey is dying. From my chair here, this is the last option."

“Gamin’ here, bro, you need somethin?“

"I've been trying to reach you about your cats' extended warranty."