"This is when having a narrow urethra comes in handy, I tell ya hwat."
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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It can surely be avoided, though, when your diet includes stones and glued cheese, as recommended by ~~AI slops~~ nutritionists.
Also make sure to keep in shape by running with scissors. Keeps both you and your peephole slim.
Sees OP username
Sees image host name
Maybe the shitpost was inside of us all along.
Actually that's just an average. There's a guy out there getting 50billion cockroaches on a regular basis and he screwed the statistic.
Asmongold
Damn Georg, always getting his dick full of roaches...
The importance of using the median instead.
The URL for that image is... something. rape.pet looks very pedo adjacent:
also, as long as it's illegal, we dont allow any CSAM on this instance
What the hell am I reading?
I called MattWalsh out months ago for that crap. Check the comments on my profile since that user was banned from sh.itjust.works: @MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works you can see it in the modlog: https://thelemmy.club/modlog?page=1&actionType=ModBan&userId=10837780
Banned Matt Walsh (Real) @sh.itjust.works reason: User keeps posting content that is hosted on instances open to pedophilia, zoophilia, lolicon, etc. We are not comfortable hosting content from such sites.
How about you don't allow that shit under any circumstances. Jesus fuck
Yeah tf is that "as long as" clause doing there? If I worked at, say, the FBI, I'd be paying that instance admin a visit.
I get 15-20 because I pee a sugar syrup with a little urine in it
Is that you Wilford Brimley?
keep it down i'm inside a cognito
AI missed a butt joke in there somewhere
So is this why everyone's transitioning these days?
Wait until they learn about pussyroaches...
Why are you surprised? They are called cock-roaches, after all...
What if you shoved a straw into your cock and then sprayed "Raid" into the straw?
Raid Shadow Legends?
Raid shadow legends!
penis hole
Your rethra
Ourethra
Is cannon penis in the same universe as chainsaw man
Roaches Georg has a serious problem! For the uninformed: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg
It might be Canon lore but I really just want to kill it with a Canon.
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in printer.
My printer ran out of ink, now my HP printer is holding me hostage by the family jewels ☹️