this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

HEY! I'm from Florida and I find that comment...

... completely accurate.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

No, they want somewhere safe, with fences separating you from the animals. Florida is more of a safari

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 12 points 1 day ago

...with fences separating you from the animals.

Washington D.C. in one month.

[–] danski@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Rent a room with a balcony on Bourbon St New Orleans, or on Broadway in Nashville?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

At the theme parks all the sharps containers in the bathrooms everywhere are always crammed full of insulin syringes.

The biologists that maintain the wetland preserve around the Kennedy Space Center have been building up the dunes around the launchpads to guard against climate change raising the sea level...for decades.

Just some fun Florida Facts.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Doesn’t Hungary drink more than anyone else? Coulda sworn I’ve heard that multiple times…

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

You'll be happy to know Florida is just one of fifty exhibits within the zoo.

[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Now change it to "Black people". Oh, suddenly it's offensive? Stop being racist.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Florida's not even a race.

[–] Celediel 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

aww did your poor wittle white feewings get hurt?

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Lemmy, we stand against racists, sometimes, based on race

[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll let you know the day a racists backwards viewpoints hurt my feelings.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

seems it already did

[–] DoeJohn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It hurt mine. Why did you have to do that? I have done nothing to offend you.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Jackson, Mississippi?

[–] nfms@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Ever been to Mallorca?

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Oh damn! Tom Schally is an old friend of mine from my jr. high school years (I'm 40 years old now). He posts almost nothing but jokes online. I did not expect to see a familiar face screencapped on Lemmy today.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 1 day ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago

Warm weather enables a wider scope of stupid behavior.