this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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[–] Asnabel@lemm.ee 77 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You really put nsfw tag on two triangles.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah I came instantly during a work meeting and had to waddle to the bathroom.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Train copy pasta

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe to prevent people from debating this debate and whether the triangles should have been pointing to the side given the perspective at work. Either if those debates are risky at work, especially if people start looking for the line in the first debate or ask colleagues for topless pictures to try to settle the second one.

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] reflex@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

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[–] RupertMcClanahan@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] RupertMcClanahan@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, I don't know how to format

[–] AzuleBlade@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

There was an attempt haha

[–] dreadgoat@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This brings up an interesting question. On the continuum between Circle With A Dot In It and Photorealistic Drawing Of A Breast, at what point does it become NSFW?

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tits are never NSFW if you work at a porno studio.

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

I guess that's technically correct.

[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

In puritanical societies, the moment your mind imagines sinning. The Romans used IIII instead of IV because it looked too much like "IVPITER", and you shall not use the main god's name in vain.

In sane societies, a "Photorealistic Drawing Of a Breast", is called "art"... and anyone thinking otherwise, a "pervert".

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

There was an attempt to test this limit on the iPhone App Store.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/geometric-porn-apple-app_n_1373201

[–] xePBMg9@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

Should always be sfw.

[–] teegus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

To be fair, there's a dot in each of the triangles.

I mean nudity is inherently nsfw. Even if it's not pornographic.

[–] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Not Safe For Wearing

[–] Philokins@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 1 year ago

A friend of mine and I realized this about rompers a few years ago and would occasionally point one out in public to one another and go, “She has to pee naked.”

Always gave us a good chuckle.

[–] kitonthenet@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m trans so I just pull one leg up and then it just works like a fly in ur jeans

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Having a hose is just so convenient

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I laughed at this more than I should have, being so obvious.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Fashion is partly attitude. You gotta assert dominance while shitting nakedly.

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Still worth it