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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 6 days ago

I used to work in a pizza place, and the head cook was from Mexico working on his citizenship. He helped me with my Spanish, and I'd help him with his English. One day, we discovered that jokes was a good way to discover any loss in translations, so jokes became our preferred method of conversation.

One day he said he's got a great joke, but he's not sure if it'll work in English, so he's asks to tell me if it works. I tell him to hit me. The joke:

A guy and his girlfriend have been together long enough to move in with each other. Being a new(ish) couple, they're still pretty frisky. Every time they're finished and basking in the after glow, she plays with his junk, just gently kneading the balls in their sack. After a few months, he asks her why does she always play with his balls afterwards. She looks him dead in the eye with a Mona Lisa smile, gently kisses his lips and whispers in his ear "because i miss mine."

He asked if the joke works in English. When i quit laughing, i said it does. That was 2006, and it's still one of my favorite jokes to this day.

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

Nut a problem

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago

hmm...they come with nuts....body creme maybe?

[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 183 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had to take a bite out of that sweet tart pie nonetheless

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 94 points 1 week ago (3 children)

im so fucked if anyone irl finds me on Lemmy holy shit

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love watching the crushing realization of ones own internet brain rot setting in.

[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's not brain rot if the internet is an outlet where you can be who you truly are. It's the rest of the world that is fucked for forcing people to hide their interests and identity.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fair point, if only real life could be the hedonistic frontier that the internet is.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Real life is ruined by the blunt and ignorant people that spew hatred and division everywhere. Best to avoid them by having good friendships and using the internet as a substitute

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

fr like, why cant we just all fuck all day😮‍💨

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago

inside you there are 2 monkeys: one is a chimpanzee munching on the flesh of its enemies and one is a bonobo tossing off 5 others simultaneously.

we need to seal the chimp inside a block of concrete and give the bonobo a big stage to perform on

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

We truly do live in a society

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

True. If anyone in my social surroundings found out I like femboys and Tomboys they would be weirded out and shun me from their socials, I guess. The internalized shame is so strong, but why?

[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, internalized shame is a hell of a thing, but - at least in my view - it is good to realize that it is forced upon us and not something that comes from within ourselves. It is hard to unlearn, but very liberating to do so, even if the possibilities to live the way we want is limited.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well said, you sound like you are at peace with who you are. I hope and wish for you to be able to express yourself the way you want.

[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

I am still struggling, but I also realize that I have come a long way in the last few years.

I also wish you all the best and to be able to free yourself from the prejudices that others force on you.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

I exist IRL. I found you.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 151 points 1 week ago (18 children)
[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So wait, are they a femboy and not a trans woman then?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think boils down to "similar optics, different gender identity", but I'm neither of these flavors so I really don't know. But for this joke, I think either works.

Calling for assistance: we need a ruling here. Halp.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i would say femboys are generally seen as not wanting to be female, just feminine. Same as how crossdressing doesn't make you trans, it just means you like crossdressing.

a term sometimes used synonymously with femboy is tomgirl, as a mirror to tomboy, and you wouldn't start calling tomboys trans men would you? They're people who identify as female but present less femininely.

Thank you for replying. This makes complete and total sense.

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago
[–] trucy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The best girls have nuts tbh

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if the nuts are removed? 😥

Kinda wish the gonads could be moved instead of removed during bottom surgery.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

all👏genitals👏are👏equally👏fantastic👏

paid for by the pansexual gang

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[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago

Because I was made in a factory that processed nuts

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 27 points 1 week ago

yeah I noticed that's why I'm hitting on you.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Anyone else see Little Mac?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's a costume party.

... how is he holding that beer?

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A costume party makes sense. But I don't recognize the other outfit.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

I get it now. It all makes more sense. Thank you.

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