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When people are way too smug about their wrong answer.

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[–] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 121 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He's right. I kept the wound open and completely bled out. Lost all of my blood. But it's worth it because i didn't get Tetanus.

Did you know you can stop rabies by having someone chop your head off?

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Did you know you can stop rabies by having someone chop your head off?

That's probably the preferred treatment over dying of rabies induced violent psychosis.

[–] Jumper775@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I wonder what it’s like to be in a rabies induced violent psychosis. Also why it’s like while you’re still somewhat sane, but fear water.

[–] darelik@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

I hear you get banned from hydrohomies

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[–] Tar_alcaran@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

No, you amputate the torso, it's different

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[–] Nougat@kbin.social 75 points 1 year ago (3 children)

All you have to do is tell the tetanus "I do not consent," and by law, it cannot infect you.

[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

If it were a legitimate tetanus infection, the body has ways of shutting it down.

[–] monotremata@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Oh great, a "sovereign organism" movement...

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[–] MooseBoys@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago (5 children)

He’s technically correct - if you bleed fast enough for long enough, you won’t get infected by anything that needs a live host to grow.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just imagined one these people getting paper cut and intentionally forcing it too bleed like a garden hose.

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[–] lunaticneko@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You just have to make sure you bleed faster than the bacteria or whatever can swim in.

[–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just start squeezing those arteries like tube of toothpaste

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can imagine the guy just pumping out his own blood like crazy laughing hysterically "You can't poison me you fools!"

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[–] Demuniac@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well the immune system is amazing. Their brain, not so much.

[–] msage@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If the immune system was so amazing, why didn't it destroy the silly inside their brain?

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[–] gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ok I'm gonna stop grabbing cow manure with bleeding hands.

Nothing is allowed anymore :(

[–] SamirCasino@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Nono, you're fine doing that, just make sure you're bleeding hard enough so that the manure can't get in the bloodstream.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Best idea, just get rid of ALL the blood.

Can't have. Bloodborne disease if you have no blood.

[–] elscallr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Checkmate anemics.

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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fun police are everywhere

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[–] Fuck_u_spez_@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, why do I even need an immune system if the bloodletting keeps the bad spirits out anyway?

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[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish there was just a button you could push to make people feel shame.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago
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[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

Alright, give this guy an old fashioned blood letting with some leeches when he's feeling under the weather.

[–] Astroturfed@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People are just so confident in the bullshit they think is correct and have no proof of. It sounds right so it is. Must be.

[–] llii@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

I whish I was so confident in anything.

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[–] Ducks@ducks.dev 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Tetanus is fucking terrifying. I'm happy to have chemicals to protect me from that.

[–] Tar_alcaran@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My last tetanus shot hurt for 3 weeks straight. But I ended up not breaking my spine with muscle convulsions, so I think it's a pretty good trade off.

[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's probably on whoever gave you the shot. If you hit fat or a tendon with an IM shot it hurts for a while.

[–] Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah mine was mildly sore for like 24 hours tops and no other symptoms, super not bad

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[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I hope this person learns by first hand how, for instance, AIDS is transferred.

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just cut it off and let the virus bleed away

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Real "Magnets, how do they work? Its a miracle!" Energy

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're not entirely wrong, which is frustrating.

Tetanus is an anaerobic bacteria which means exposure to air will kill it. If a cut is bleeding that means it's at least partially exposed and may prevent tetanus. The reason people tend to get tetanus infections from puncture wounds is because the wound heals up and seals out the air.

Also, letting a cut bleed for a bit is one way of flushing any foreign material from the wound, which can help. But you still need antibiotics and a bandage to reduce the risk of infection.

[–] ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

It's like only doing the first step of CPR.

A: "You got to lay them on their back."

B: "And then?"

A: "No that's it."

B: "Isn't there chest compressions or something involved?"

A: "Nope, chest compressions are dangerous and cause people to break bones. Plus almost 100% of people who were not laying on their backs ended up dying after their heart stops. So, laying someone on their back is all you need to do."

[–] WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's incredibly frustrating when propaganda uses partially true information to push their agenda. From a first aid perspective, letting the wound bleed a bit and get oxygen exposure can reduce the initial infection. You should absolutely get the vaccine though because why fucking risk it?

[–] Thetomman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'd like to see them say that when they have lock jaw

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

Sorry wrong. Can't have lock jaw if you only leave it unlocked. Human body amazung

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

SICKNESS, BE GONE!

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

They're right, no one who has ever bled has died.

[–] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You know

You try and try to educate people but… idk maybe they should be allowed to conduct experiments if they’re willing to sign off on no medical treatment. Seems like a fair challenge to those who know so much.

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean, let Darwin do Darwin.

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[–] regalia@literature.cafe 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Don't correct them and just let nature run its course

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[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't be the only person not totally dissapointed at how meth lab medical this person's advice is, but like fucking sad because there are three other people who liked this meaning there are more decimal bound IQ meatbags who would take this as solid advice.

That person's grade of stupid is not a freak one off. There are others!

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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh so we're wrapping around to the 1820's now too

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I can get on board with the cocaine and laudanum. Not so much the mercury and bloodletting.

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

At some point you stop bleeding Doogie Howser. If you're lucky that'll be before you run out of blood, in which case, according to your theory of medicine, you'll be infected anyway.

If it's after you run out of blood, well, infection wasn't your main problem.

[–] Spoilt@jlai.lu 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I recommend 1g of aspirin and a good bloodletting.

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