Who hopes for 12,002 spears?
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almost positively certain this guy hoped for 12003
It's obviously 12001 tho
He could have just hoped for "more than 12,000" spears.
In that case, 6001 spears would have been "more than half".
Your mom.
Look, she has needs, okay. She's a nice lady!
Oh, it's Ivan, after all.
Well frankly if you don't hope for 12'002 spears then i don't know what you're doing with your life
Maye that's a round number in their non-decimal numbering system?
A psychopath
Well look who's smarter than a fifth grader.
I also almost never lose when fighting them either. So I think you'll find I'm both smarter and stronger...
I don't know half of them half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
...but three of us are leaving so make that 5999
"But you rely primarily on swords, no?"
"True, true. You are a wise king indeed."
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