EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.

The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?

Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!

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[–] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 13 points 3 weeks ago

“Hahahaha”

Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.

“HAHAHAHA”

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This isn't a productive area of discussion.

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[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm Scruffy, the janitor.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago

Boilers an' terlets, terlets an boilers, even that one boilin terlet.

Fire me iffin' ye dare.

[–] Czele@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long

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[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

The elves are back

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna get me one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
This is the worst part: the calm before the battle...oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all...
Please, gentlemen, we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
That wasn't cowardice!
No, Scruffy, it's me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I've always loved you!
Now open your mouth...No not that one. Your other mouth.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, Professor. You're a professor.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nibbler: It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time... and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.

fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.

Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.

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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"wooooooooo"

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

I know exactly which scene you are referring to hahaha damn this show.

[–] ripley@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

The butter in my pocket is melting!

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

My absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."

That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else

[–] Qli@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:

"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"

[–] Discover@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago

“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

"So, what you think you just explained was..."

"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Thus solving the problem once and for all.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!

I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.

Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Shut up baby I know it

Use it with the wife often, mostly with success

[–] GlobexCorpCEO@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

[–] cymor@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Your mother!"

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Robot house

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

I could do without these boobs flopping about

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel

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