Ah yes let me just pull this up on my 1920x120000000000000000 monitor that I’ve got in portrait mode
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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I suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.
Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.
At least include a spoiler tag
I only see one looong screenshot- it ends with a peck in the cheek. (I'm seeing this in kbin so maybe thats why I'm missing a screenshot.)
Thank you for the tldr! Should be mandatory if OP posts something like this
I want to believe.
Fake or not, it was great to read a nice story.
Not sure if I buy it but someone is cutting onions around here…
Great stories don't have to be real to be enjoyed.
A feel good story and anon feels the need to announce his beloved's D cups? It's a nice fantasy he's made about some girl that spilled water on him that one time.
I choose to believe
Just here to say, fuck this long image
Who's cutting onions here?!
Wow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.
Nowadays I read so much stuff on the internet that I wish wasn’t not true. I hope this one is.
PS: not OP, check username difference please.
ah yes, my arch rival!
Our battle will be legendary!
Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.
However
— I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody
— now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it
It's both for sure. People have discovered real live green text authors (people give out too many details, and yes there have been some very creepy "sightings")
If Jessica is real, it's very likely someone found Anon. There would likely be like 1.5 Million ppl within 3 degrees separation. Assuming American, that's probably 1.3 M Americans (to underestimate). If you remove people over 55 and under 13, that means that ~1% of the people you know have seen your greentext.
There was a whole subreddit dedicated to AIgreentexts, it was quite good sometimes
I came here for shitposting, not to feel.
Plot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. 'blunt force trama' from the crash cost her her eye sight.
Yeah this looks like something I want to decipher 
This is basically how I feel with my wife. Totally not worthy. But so far she seems to be sticking around.
tldr;
Just read it, it's good
Worth it.
That Jessica's name?
Albert Einstein
Tldr
Any way to make long images like this default short in the preview in Liftoff?
This one always hits me in the feels. Just like the sad one about the guy who's wife and kid never existed.
That seems interesting. Bookmarked to read later.
Didn’t read lol
Your loss
I'm not reading all that.
Your loss, that shit is good