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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 40 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Gaetz found out it wasn't "JV Dance" it was "JD Vance"

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Somebody was on reddit today

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Oh yooooou! I love this comment!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

TBF middle school volleyball finals take precedence

[–] Today@lemmy.world 67 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Sometimes the articles are just silly, but this one is worth the read!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The cousins from Miami got me

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The "Gaetz made a post asking reddit how to make venmo payments private" was my favorite.

[–] spamellama@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Because of course he would

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I felt compelled to read it too. Haha.

Was not disappointed!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Punks probably drooling in anticipation

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 35 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

So glad his schedule freed up

[–] radix@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He has time to finally go back and get another diploma. He can graduate high school again, right?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

He’d probably prefer middle school

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I cannot wait for them to take over Infowars

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This one is a different satire newspaper, but yeah.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 6 points 6 hours ago

This one can take over breitbart or oan.