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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 36 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

So glad his schedule freed up

[–] radix@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He has time to finally go back and get another diploma. He can graduate high school again, right?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

He’d probably prefer middle school