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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago

What about my practicing the Art of the Blade™?

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

My bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.

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[–] mm_maybe@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The musical instrument thing is transitory and depends entirely on the instrument.

Pre-relationship; in a popular band playing a more traditional instrument like guitar with a bunch of also attractive people (or at least part of a cool local scene) = hot

In a relationship and/or solo bedroom producing any kind of electronic music and/or buying lots of synthesizers, drum machines or grooveboxes = not hot

Also note how low "clubbing" is on the least attractive list, so no, DJs and electronic musicians who perform live don't get a pass

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

If you have a banjo, it's straight up unattractive.

Source : I have a banjo.

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

seriously? I've known several women that fucking love banjo. I would say I've heard more women talk about how cool banjo playing is compared to actual guitars (then again I think it's just a known thing with guitars that doesn't need to be brought up). It might also depend on where you live I suppose. Roll into an Appalachian town stringing a banjo and you'll be the pied piper of the mountain women.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
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[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 51 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I had 10/15 of these when I was single, and I was single for a very long time. That is how I had the time to learn all these hobbies/skills.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Right? Just the other day I was thinking about how many hobbies I dropped once I started seriously dating, and then later how many more when I had kids.

My guitar hasn't been touched in years. My books have gone unread. My 3D printer is getting a workout making organizational tools and little toys for the kids though lol

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[–] noxy@yiffit.net 20 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder where "gay sex" ranks

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago

"Nah, Babe, it's just a hobby of mine. It's nothing to worry about."

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 51 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women's profiles say something like "I don't want to see a picture of you holding a fish"

[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 20 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

It’s that men don’t take a lot of pictures of themselves. Then they refuse to take any specifically for their dating profiles. Taking pictures specifically for a dating profile would show that they actually care about finding a person they would do other things specifically for.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

Taking pictures specifically for a dating profile would show that they actually care about finding a person they would do other things specifically for.

This is a dead giveaway that you've never asked men why they don't take and share pictures of themselves. Most men in the anglosphere consider it vain and self-destructive to obsess over their looks. You can also see it in the way they buy clothes ("I'll take 5 pairs of the same pants, thanks"), the way they cut their hair ("just take an inch off and even it out"), and the way they present themselves, often with as few accessories and adornments as possible. Those they do have are utilitarian or deeply personal.

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[–] ObsidianNebula@sh.itjust.works 26 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

I wonder if it is fishing itself that they don't like, or if it is the prevalence of fishing photos on dating sites. I know that a lot of guys post fishing photos on their profiles (probably because most men don't take many photos of themselves but will take photos with a nice catch), so maybe it just seems unoriginal or low effort. I'm honestly not sure, but my only point is that it may not be the hobby itself.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

I've heard it compared to the scene in Toy Story where they're trying to find the right Buzz Lightyear amongst all the identical clones.

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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 150 points 16 hours ago (33 children)

"traveling" yikes.

That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.

I have traveled quite a bit and I like it a lot, but it is no hobby. For it to be a hobby, I would have to have a lot more money.

Once or even twice a year, is hardly a hobby.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 87 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

"I'M NOT DRIVING OFFICER, IM TRAVELLING!"

Gets 'em so wet

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[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 192 points 17 hours ago (10 children)

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

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[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 6 hours ago

What's the deal with this graphic and why do I keep seeing it?

[–] zante 165 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 101 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 83 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Reading this as I'm waking up and really questioning if I'm actually awake or not

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[–] gcheliotis@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

No one should undertake hobbies because they are attractive to someone else. Unless you want to join groups where you can meet people you’re attracted to, then the activity is just an excuse to mingle. But you are more likely to find a hobby rewarding if you are genuinely interested in it, no matter what others think.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Also fails to mention mastery of nunchucks?

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