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[–] Odo@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

L is real 2401

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 40 minutes ago

The one who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

You skipped that apple again.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago

It's either lupus or sarkoidosis

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

True… Or not I can’t tell.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

“Take as needed until symptoms improve”

[–] Superfool@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

"Don't believe everything you read"

[–] jastyty@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago

Paracetamol

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago

None can read. What I’ve written.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

Fell on it.

No you didn’t.

[–] ZeroCool 8 points 6 hours ago

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

[–] cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Humminum humminum nmimminim.

Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 hours ago

Crash test dummies?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

You summoned some shit with that last word

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

"WAKE UP! You're in a simulation!"

[–] M33@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 hours ago

Honk twice a day if you can read this

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

[–] wiezy_lrwi@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

Glooooooria

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

"The kitchen here is contaminated."

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

"I need to do a rectal exam now"