Who the hell says “what the entire fuck”, ever‽
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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So, "what in the isomorphic fuck" covers all the bases?
No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.
Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.
Shit gets real within the field of fucks, entering the fuck domains
Further you get Abelian fucks
Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.
Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!
Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn't really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.
If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.
The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.
A good point 😅
A currency for sure. Both crypto and not
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We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don't we?
We already have irrational fucks, they're called politicians.
Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points
So now we have both irrational and fractional fucks, we have all real fucks, and since we can have "twisted fuck" we can rotate any fuck through any angle and we have the entire complex fuck plane.
Person 1: "fuck you!"
Person 2: "a real fuck to you to"
Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]
Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?
No that's simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream
Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn't involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it
Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.
I take "what the absolute fuck" to mean there's a platonic ideal of "fuck" and that's what they're referring to.
But this did make me want to find out the etymology of "absolute" :
(thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today
What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.
If I'm missing something here, please fucking let me know.
Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.
But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?
I've been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo...
Hmmm so it may have been a compliment
That fuck's a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.
Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.
Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.
Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.
...static fuck?
"What kind of fuckery is this?"
There are absolutely imaginary fucks.
Yes, this is correct.
You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.
Like, I'm about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have no real fucks to give anymore).
(The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)
what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it's not a math term
|fuck|
yes it is.
¿Porque no los dos?
Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that's not nearly as fun!
Yes to all of those.
Source, my time in the Army.
Lots and lots of possible interpretations for "I don't give a single fuck".
Including dozens...
I don't give a married fuck/I don't give a widowed fuck
I fucking love science
It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
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