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[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You're thinking of Tom. Mark is nobody's friend.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not true, my laptop is friends with Mark
Though i think it's because they were manufactured in the same factory, so i guess they're family so that doesn't count

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remember everyone. Family isn't friends.

Blood of the covenant is thicker than the silicone of the chip.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Chosen family > assigned family

If Mark were an ice cream flavour he'd be pralines and dick.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It used to be that, when you created a Facebook account, you’d have the Zuck as your friend by default. So people took to calling him “everyone’s #1 friend” sarcastically because of that.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmm, I joined Facebook back in 05 or 06, and I don't remember zuckerfuck being a default friend. I do remember Tom being everyone's first friend on MySpace though. Tom is actually a human being too, unlike the greediest, most morally devoid lizard creature on the planet known as Fuckerberg.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Am I crossing the wires in my memory? I’m pretty sure that was the case in Facebook. I joined somewhere in 02 or 03, I think. As soon as it was open to my university.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe he was people's default friend back then. I didn't join until after it was open to the public, so idk what it was like during the closed phases.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh, he's on everyone's shadow profile's friends list, I'm sure.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

nm, what’s a qanda with you

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm feeling pretty wormdo today

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sigh

What’s a wormdo

[–] quinceyBones@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

The best it can.

My updog has wormdos.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

I think Q&A

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

fictional country in Africa where Black Panther is from

[–] grrgyle 2 points 1 week ago

Curse you, I came in here so excited to make this comment