(this was from a couple of years ago, but feel free to add it to your vocabulary now)
Hey boss, I won't be in today, I have a latibulation appointment. It should last somewhere between 4 years and forever.
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I might use this for my next MH day.
I’m latibulating as we speak
fuck 🥵
Huh, I didn't know you could italicize emojis
To hide in a ~~dictionary~~ corner
"So what have you been looking into lately...other than glory holes?"
Legitimately the first thing I thought of haha. That and the first rule of dictionary corner; don’t fuck with Susie Dent
takes notes furiously
I don't want a corner, I want a cave. At the top of a mountain.
If anyone comes thinking I'm some sort of guru, I'll let the mountain realign things for them on the way down.
And this is why every hermit that people claim is so wise is always pissed when people come to them
They put in as much effort as possible to get as far away as possible and yet..
So a latibulation cave. I'm latibulating in my latibulation cave.
I latibulate with VR on a daily basis.
Me too. Feels weird being part of the elite dissociative club. $5,000 and a master's degree in computer science so I can authentically move my fingers and toes as a dragon man and pet some dog girl who's in literally Australia.
We've gone full circle
I've been using VR lately for this purpose. Surprisingly effective.
I dunno. Just helps to isekai myself to a different plane of existence for a little while.
I latibulated at work today for like 9h, then did all the things in the following 20 minutes.
Fun fact! It's pronounced 'lattyboo-lar-tay'
(No need to double check)
I trust you, or my name is not Centipedes.
Oh wait, that's Greek. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'll let it slide this time.
Can i order that lar tay in starbuck?
As wonderful as she is, I can no longer see Susie Dent's name without thinking about this Jimmy Carr joke 😄
Along with most other aspects of 17th century living.
furiously latibulates