this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
106 points (99.1% liked)

InsanePeopleFacebook

2622 readers
214 users here now

Screenshots of people being insane on Facebook. Please censor names/pics of end users in screenshots. Please follow the rules of lemmy.world

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 20 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I could give it a pass if it's just a really poorly worded metaphor, but something tells me they are being more literal than they should be.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This sounds like someone who's media illiterate regurgitating a metaphor.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It sounds like someone where the last thing he ate may have been shrooms.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Oh you’re hungry? You should smile and think of a happy unicorn.

Still hungry? You did it wrong.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As someone who hasn't eaten solid food in over a year and wishes he could so badly... fuck this guy.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was wondering how you are posting this. Thinking of you.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We're working on it. I'm making a small amount of progress. It will take time. Thanks.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Good luck, and thanks for sharing your experience like that. I've always been a proponent of sharing, because you never know if some detail might help someone else. Yours helps me and your attitude is inspiring.


Not fishing for a response, but for context I've been having minor issues with dry heaving and vomiting for about a month. Mine seems to be related to sinus pressure, far as I can tell. Already have appointments, but was getting nervous of what they might find, or that they might not find anything.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

The diagnosis of ARFID seems to be the right road to go down. There's a few possibilities that could have caused it but it doesn't really matter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant/restrictive_food_intake_disorder

[–] Canadian_anarchist@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This some breatharian level logic.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

logic

How kind of you, to use that word for it.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago

I felt like I had a stroke reading that. so don't eat, but absorb? yo, WTF?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

You need to entertain your cells!

Unless you are a soulless minion of orthodoxy...

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anyone have any love, joy, happiness, and positivity recipes?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mix vodka and energy drink of choice 50/50. Caution may not last.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

Even a fleeting moment would help. ;-)

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this is satire.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh it's not. He is some fruitarian cultist. His wife is too, and advises putting clove oil in your vagina if you have a yeast infection.

[–] ChocolateTeapot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He doesn't realise that fruit is solid? And I'll put clove oil in my vag, if he puts menthol on his dick!

Just.... Why???

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Nah, make it equal, he has to sound that menthol, not just put a bit on the shaft.