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[–] gatorgato@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's the thing that will send you websites at a set date in the future? Wanna take bets and look at this 4 years from now to the day?

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago

No idea but just use email schedule send to yourself. No need to rely on something that might stop working then, unless you use some dodgy email that's likely to close down.

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[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 21 hours ago

Pokémon God save us!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (27 children)

Democrats have to be deft and diplomatic and do the right things all the time that somehow appeal to all the Americans (including Americans on opposite sides like Palestine supporters and Israel supporters) and they lose if they fumble even a little bit.

Unlike the MAGA party of bigots who can't lose no matter how much of dipshits they are.

[–] spector@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

And when they lose they take the high road of blaming themselves. It's en exercise in self flagellation.

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