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submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Elon Musk did not pay anyone.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll sign it.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty good representation of Elon’s body

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Here's to your last birthday!"

Technically true, hopefully prophetic.

You can give my million to trans rights groups, thanks

[–] variants@possumpat.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

that made me chuckle outta control kookily

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Money first.

[–] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

The onions still got it