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Elon Musk Offers $1M to Anyone Who Signs His Birthday Card (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Here's to your last birthday!"

Technically true, hopefully prophetic.

You can give my million to trans rights groups, thanks