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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When an eel lunges out and takes a bite from your snout, it's a moray.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When a grid’s misaligned with another behind, that’s a moire

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

He's a joke, he's a ham, his last name's Amsterdam, that's a Morey.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

wheeen you've had too much wine that's amore

when an eel bites your hand

and that's not what you planned

that's a moray.

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Initially I read this to the "diarrhea" song.

[–] Bunny19@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can someone please explain. Ty

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sounds like the song thats amore.

https://youtu.be/RUz1pZ_LujU

Its one of those songs almost everyone recognises. But its why I gave the lyric in the title too. Its a nice song, check it out.