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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's usually 'polyglot' though, right?

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That’s a noun not an adjective.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

We're talking about language! Don't bring in grammar!!

[jk]

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Only if you ask me to.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You jesus hating degenerates!

I only talk one language at a time!

[–] frezik@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And it's English, just like Jesus spoke.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Citation needed

As a good Lutheran, I read the bible and Jesus speaks German all the time

Now slow down there buckaroo.

I said I only speak one language at a time.

Men have needs. And I need many languages to keep me satisfied. I’m a good christian though so I only speak one at a time.

(/s, although my native language is not english)

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm not homolingual but I am spanish-curious

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] plzExplainNdetail 28 points 3 weeks ago

I think it's in reference to how bi people are often told they are being "greedy" for wanting all/both sexes rather than just having the '"one" the speaker expects. This usually then leads to the misguided conclusion that they are promiscuous and unfaithful - https://lgbtqiacounseling.com/bisexual/bisexual-stereotypes/#Bisexuals_are_Greedy_or_Unable_to_Commit

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 3 weeks ago

We constantly get accused of taking two lovers, thus lowering the amount available for others, despite the incredible challenge of just trying to keep one around when they think you want to cheat on them with someone of the opposite sex.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Leave enough for the rest of us!!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

"It's just a phrase" you mean!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I experimented with French for four years in late high school/early college, but didn't we all? I feel like I got it out of my system. I don't even really think about that stuff anymore.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Me, trying to sound cool as an aromantic asexual atheist:

Actually I'm alingual as well

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

aromantic

I had to read that several times to understand how organic chemistry relates to your post.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't somebody smell nice without having to bring chemistry into the equation?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Hum... Actually, no.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

🙋🗣️🚫 ✍️😀⭕

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Something something "tower of Babel."

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

it’s actually impossible to be bilingual because you can only ever be speaking at most one language at a time

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Do you speak both English and Spanish?"

"No."

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

"What about Czech?"

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Language hybrids and creoles exist, you could make an argument that those are "speaking two languages at the same time"

Bilingual people do sometimes speak in a mixture of multiple languages to people who speak the same languages

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

So what am I, being trilingual?

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago
[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You are even more confused, there are only 2 languages

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Aw fuck. Which one is made-up?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

You better be Mormon. Polyglotimy is only allowed for them for some reason.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm up!

What about three trilinguals at the same time?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What's "heterolingual"? You can only talk to people who speak a different language than the one you use?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Like Han and Chewbacca.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Pidgins are languages in their own rights. Maybe code switching would fit better but actually no, that's on the spectrum of bilingualism.

Edit: since pidgins (unlike creoles) aren't used as primary languages, I guess I now get what you mean

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Entire comments and jokes as hashtags is the most Tumblr thing

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 3 weeks ago