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[–] franklin@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a joke about cheesecake in there somewhere.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

"I'd like to take a bite of THAT cheesecake" - Sir Mousealot

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

nah we need silly/feel good fluff pieces thrown in to news so its not "the world is on fire and everyone in power wants to make it worse" 100% of the time

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Honestly yeah. But I bet those are tumors.

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

yeah seems like even "good" news is all just "less orphans killed in orphan crushing machine" these days.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

IT'S NAWT A TOOMAH

[–] taanegl@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago

haha it suffered a slow and agenising death...

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It doesn’t have to be fluff though. They could just report on any of the reduced disease or lower heart attacks than last year or whatever. There’s got to be some stats, even at a local level like in a town or something, where things are going well.

They should use that to balance the doom and gloom, not fluff pieces about squirrel butts.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

the average american doesn't understand stats.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Literally anything except endorsing Harris.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Normally I'd agree with you, but this one was funny.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago