this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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The slogan "Meat meets meat"

Probably one of the grossest thoughts I've had this week. It makes me thing about Smosh's Beef 'n Go video from 16 years ago.

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

How much news can there possibly be?

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago
[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago)

Give them a pitch
https://www.fuchs.com/us/en/company/about-fuchs/mission-statement/
Fuchs
Lubricants. Technology. People.

  • LUBRICANTS. FUCHS focuses on lubricants and offers solutions for all requirements and fields of application in the world of lubricants.
  • TECHNOLOGY. FUCHS claims technological leadership in strategically important fields of application and is acknowledged as the number one technology partner by its customers. Not only does FUCHS focus on its own lubricants, it also takes a holistic approach, paying close attention to the processes in place at its customers.
  • PEOPLE. FUCHS' dedicated corporate culture, coupled with its loyal and motivated workforce, is the strategic key to its success. Our employees form the basis for this success.
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

There exists lube that's supposed to smell like cum. I don't see why there isn't a market for one that tastes like a microwave dinner.