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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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The slogan "Meat meets meat"

Probably one of the grossest thoughts I've had this week. It makes me thing about Smosh's Beef 'n Go video from 16 years ago.

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Big news!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

How much news can there possibly be?

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago

11/10

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Give them a pitch
https://www.fuchs.com/us/en/
Fuchs
Lubricant. Technology. People.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

There exists lube that's supposed to smell like cum. I don't see why there isn't a market for one that tastes like a microwave dinner.