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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What the fuck do you have to do to mash to make it into that? It looks like what I expect the early stages of industrial cardboard manufacturing looks like

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe buckwheat mash or half n half

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It’s like food from some dystopian sci fi movie

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Correct. Also known as Scottish cuisine.

[–] soliloquy@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago

Is the mash potatoes? The texture and colour is throwing me off

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago

I thought it was butterscotch pudding and cake for a second and thought it looked awesome.

Honestly it still kinda fucks as meat and potatoes.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How... how did they get the potatoes to... fold?

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Best guess: runny consistency, and poured out of the pan onto the plate.

[–] joe_archer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I think it's safe to say, if you're pouring your mashed potato, you have gone too far.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If it's not Scottish, it's crrrap. And, apparently, if it is Scottish, it's crrrap

Edit: legit though, haggis ain't bad, just a wee bit funky. But those potatoes+ someone needs to be banned from the kitchen

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Having worked in a place that served haggis, I can confirm it smells like shit from an ass.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Must be easy on the digestive system when it has to do so little to process it.

[–] rkk@lemmy.world -3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 2 points 3 weeks ago

Excellent on nachos and pizza though

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 0 points 3 weeks ago

Holy Scottish shit!!