this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 41 minutes ago

You can just imagine the zombie like voice wailing "Haaaaaambeeeerdeeeeeers!"

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Would you like an apple pie with thaaaat?

[–] dan@upvote.au 18 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I feel old lol... The title references this video which is over 20 years old now (the original predates YouTube). Probably one of the first Flash animations I saw online!

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Fanily guy had their version too, so there was a "reminder"

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

You're telling me I don't eat McDonalds for 6 years. Then 4 days ago I ate a double quarter pounder with cheese.

And now THIS???

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

On the bright side, food safety laws are set to protect people with weaker immune systems. That one person that died was older, so if you're younger and healthy, you probably don't have anything to worry about beyond maybe a more vigorous and fluid shit session or three, at least with e coli.

That's also something to be aware of if you frequently ignore or stretch food safety rules at home. Just because you haven't died from it doesn't mean grandma or junior will be able to handle it the same. Or that guests that haven't spent however long building up that immunity won't have issues. It might also explain mysteries gut issues that keep coming up.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 11 points 13 hours ago

You cursed them shouldn't have broken your streak

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well shit fire and fuck my fries!

Why is this no big surprise?

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

McD lets all kinds of toxic shit in the kitchen and they don't even have the power to stop it.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Not me. Nope. Definitely not avoiding studying by being on lemmy

[–] 10_0@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Anything but revise, I'll even do the dishes

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 hours ago

With AI coming after everybody's jobs, by the time you're out of school, doing the dishes might turn out to have been actual revisions.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 14 hours ago

Then you go and do a shitty job and they have to recall all the McBurgers in the country

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have this image without text?

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's a cropped frame from this video, right around the 1:31 timestamp. Here's a screenshot I took on mobile. Not the best quality, but if you have urgent memes to make it'll do.