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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 32 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

If you find any German words, you can keep them

No, thanks. I already have enough of them. Like this:

Scheißfrieda! Tu. Das. Nicht! Das Sofa ist kein Kratzbaum, du Schweinekatze!

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Scheißfrieda! Tu. Das. Nicht! Das Sofa ist kein Kratzbaum, du Schweinekatze!

Huzzah, my forcing myself to do lessons every few weeks has finally paid off and I actually understood some fucking German in the wild! Probably because yelling at pets is my favorite use of it, it makes the neighbors nervous

hides before ich_iel finds me

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Sitz! Böser Wuffi!

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Pets and language learning are some amazing combo. They don't judge your pronunciation, they're happy to stare at you while you speak with them no matter language, and you can still train language usage.

Probably because yelling at pets is my favorite use of it, it makes the neighbors nervous

My neighbours, in the meantime, gave up pronouncing her name. She's locally known as "a alemãozinha" (the little German).

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gib Scheißfrieda ein Leckerli von mir

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Fertig, brudi. Sie hat nicht geantwortet, aber es mit freude gegessen. :D

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

Hier:

~~Pipipida~~ ~~Scheißfrieda~~ ~~Dummchen~~ ~~die Orkin~~ Siegfrieda.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

I have another one for you:

Stör

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] manucode@infosec.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Selber Backpfeifengesicht!

[–] Tiptopit@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hier wird wohl kräftig am Watschenbaum geschüttelt!

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Du kriegst gleich einen vom Watschenbaum geschüttelt!

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh ja, schneller, bitte hör nicht auf!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hey! Nehmt Euch gefälligst ein Zimmer!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] manucode@infosec.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] manucode@infosec.pub 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Ist ein Bartender so eine Art Rasierer?

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] manucode@infosec.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Genau genommen nur Bluesky-Nutzer

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Dabei antworte ich doch gerade

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago