As a boss, I would demand some "as proof".
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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It takes way longer than that to smoke a brisket. You’re fired unless it’s fucking amazing, in which case you’re promoted to VP of Employee Happiness.
I can only assume they started it before work.
I was gonna say unless they cut a small sliver of it off you ain't smoking that in less than 12-24
Reminds of my washroom breaks in high school .... I'd go to the toilet, then spend 40 minutes of the 60 minute class playing cards in the cafeteria before heading back to class. I didn't have great teachers but it took about half a semester before I was asked not to do that any more because it made the teacher look bad. Probably because about four of us were all doing the same thing in class. The system was so bad that we all got passing grades any way in the end.
Wow. My experience was that if I was in the wrong place, everyone would confront me. Total opposites.
I did something similar in uni. My classes sucked so I would do anything but attend classes. Still passed them just fine.
Must have been a half. If it was a full then I think I will pass.
I don't think I would trust that anyone smoke half a brisket in that amount of time and did a good job. You need time at temp to break down that tissue.
Truly don’t disagree. Making a half joke with it but your point is taken well.
A half bad joke. Like a half smoked brisket.
He's cooked.