That's rough, buddy.
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Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.
*sigh* Bapenada?
Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination
Good news everyone!
I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!
I'll be in my bunk
Perhaps you were going for the head?
We'll bang, ok?
ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.
Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?
RIP.
When you fucking see it!
The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
There are other receivers.
Machine, turn back now
ULTRAKILL
You hear about Pluto?
I've heard it both ways.
"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"
Or
"You have to be realistic "
The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.
"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"
i use arch btw
A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
You think that's air you're breathing?
There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.
Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.
Best block, no be there.
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.
Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.
turbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)
While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.
It's ticking all the boxes.
Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!
Dammit Jim!
I'm a doctor
This is my favorite store in the citadel
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
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