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[–] diaphanous@feddit.org 1 points 12 minutes ago

That's rough, buddy.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[–] DonGirses@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.

[–] chautalees@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

We'll bang, ok?

[–] eunieisthebus@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

*sigh* Bapenada?

[–] Yprum@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Good news everyone!

[–] Yprum@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] chautalees@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Perhaps you were going for the head?

[–] Nightsoul@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination

[–] hector@sh.itjust.works 1 points 28 minutes ago

This is the way of king and I feel it so much. I stopped reading it though because the fourth book was so boring ahaha

[–] colderr@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

When you fucking see it!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.

[–] ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

There are other receivers.

[–] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 6 hours ago

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sag@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

I've heard it both ways.

[–] LoganNineFingers@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"

Or

"You have to be realistic "

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"

[–] K4mpfie@feddit.org 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

i use arch btw

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago

A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 9 hours ago

Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Best block, no be there.

[–] ignism@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You think that's air you're breathing?

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

turbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago

While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

It's ticking all the boxes.

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 6 points 16 hours ago

Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] dodeca@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

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[–] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nik9000@programming.dev 3 points 6 hours ago

I'm a doctor

[–] Foni@lemm.ee 15 points 22 hours ago

This is my favorite store in the citadel

[–] Starb3an@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

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