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[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

He's going to fry one basket, say "everyone in the store right now will get their meal on me," and then leave without paying.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I would love to be his shift lead. I'd embarrass the shit out of him just treating him right and training him by the book. I'd be perfectly calm and reasonable and no pressure if he can't do it.

This approach is because he's gonna embarrass himself and I'm gonna be unassailable. I'm so very good at that. I'm a good boy.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 35 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

With or without her consent?

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

👏...👏...👏

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So that was a fucking lie.

Oh, sorry, comment posted too early.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Waaaait for it... waiiiit...

[–] Frogsoup@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Stay on target...stay on target...

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't believe that for one fucking second. But im happy to be proven wrong.

This is a man who's never worked a day in his life. An 8hr shift running a fryer would kill him stone dead. If he could even do the job at all.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (3 children)

8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 32 points 1 day ago

A minute? He can stand there and do nothing for 39 minutes!

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

He'll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it'll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he'll walk away.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Donald, the oil's too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Just to be sure this would splatter oil violently around the room, right?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Quite violently, yes.

It's essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.

and he’ll call that burn an attempted assassination

[–] ArchRecord@lemm.ee 41 points 1 day ago

Trump will visit the state for a third time this week on Sunday to “work the fry cooker”

Trump is scheduled to attend the Steelers-Jets game in Pittsburgh on Sunday

Probably won't be a long shift, 'eh?

[–] Bonifratz@lemm.ee 6 points 21 hours ago

Inb4 DJ Trump announces nobody cares about frying anyway and presents his latest Pavarotti set instead

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

inb4 he's gonna burn the whole place to the ground

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Give the ice a little ride in the basket, Donny.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Hope he ignores the safety briefing and spills oil all over himself.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's already a McChciken

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That what turned him orange?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly, it's just makeup. He's orange because he wants to be orange.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Love the side views when it shows the missed parts LMAO

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

He won't be sporting his Shoes for Crews, still gonna have those lifts on. He's falling on his arse as he walks past the vats for sure.