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[–] koper@feddit.nl 101 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Your privacy is very important to us and our 293 partners.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 day ago

We value your privacy. 2USD per datapoint, in fact, very profitable.

[–] 3dogsinatrenchcoat 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We are now sharing your soul with our trusted third parties. Your soul may be shared with our 9,728 partners. Please go to this link to opt out individually from every single one

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[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Would literally rather have my data go to an evil wizard than an evil capitalist. At least the wizard would find an interesting way to devastate my existence, instead of the capitalist's boring dystopia.

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

If your privacy wasn't respected, your data would be worth a lot less!

[–] odium@programming.dev 33 points 1 day ago

Only half of those should be "You cannot sue us", the other half should be "we can do whatever tf we want with your data".

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

delete account? That easily? ha! the other button would also be accept

[–] julianh@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

Meanwhile valve: You can now sue us. Please dont make us arbitrate.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I click the "More farten" button, what happens?