I miss Nihilist Arby's.
"You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance
Eat Arby’s"
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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I can't even tell if this was a real tweet or not. What a ridiculous world we live in.
Was this an actual real post or satire?
I genuinely have no clue.
Welcome to the 2024. This year's presidential election will have exclusive live coverage on election night, from your official election coverage team....The Onion. No word on if they'll still deal in satire on the night, but it is confirmed that it will be absurd.
I would absolutely love for this to happen
I think it's just an advertisement for Snickers. Gross.
The sign of a successful ad campaign is when the campaign itself gets satirized to continue to build on brand awareness.
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I went on chatgpt and said "Write an advertisement that plays on the fears of gen z then suggests they eat a snickers". It returned almost the same as above.
This is basically the text version of the Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial.
literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn't have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.
Like, I got personal reasons I think life sucks, but boy howdy I have no shortage of "big picture" reasons too. The future is bleak, at best.
There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.
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That's so cynical that I would almost kinda respect it if I didn't hate marketing on principle.
Well you can just buy that check mark, and I have trouble believing the advertising people at Snickers are bold enough to actually post this, so it's probably satire
You can also just Photoshop or edit the page source to make it say whatever you want
That's cheating, and someone could catch you.
Not me of course; that would require actually checking Xitter
I genuinely can't tell if this is fake. I fucking hate this world. Anyone want to team up to build a time machine and travel the future until the perfect utopia is achieved?
We’re probably more likely to see a return to feudalism, with the wealthy getting worshipped as god-kings and regular folks going back to being illiterate peasants working the land for their overlords.
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Anyone want to team up to build a time machine and travel the future until the perfect utopia is achieved?
How about we team up and try to make this world better instead?
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I envy your optimism, that things get better in the future.
That's a big assumption that humanity actually makes it out of this situation the wealthy have gotten everyone into.
But things will survive, just not sure it will be humanity.
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Boy you guys talk so much about student debt that I'm very thankful to not have it
Thank goodness my "third world country" offers free tuition for uni. 🤩
The US used to, too. But then a retired mediocre actor decided education was a privilege, not a right
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I worked full time through college. So much that it often interfered with the time that I needed to be spending on study. I still owe $40k.
My ex husband who’s billionaire family paid his tuition while I paid our bills owes nothing of course.
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Jokes on you, I'm only 25!
Only thing I can promise you with somewhat high degree of certainty is that you won't stay that way for long. 2-3 years tops.
I am not 35. I'm 34.
Give it some time…
No.
Aah..... Embrace absurdism.
Yeah, low blood sugar does that... wars and shit.
One more plastic wrapper for the fire!
Because when you're down in life, nothing quite helps like getting fat, diabetes and cavities.
Treat yourself to even more problems!
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Lace it with LSD and it'll fix my outlook on life for about six months until reality wears me down again.
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Good old mars wrigley. Always giving lip service to helping the environment.
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