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[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (5 children)

*Autounfall

*Kochpunkterhitzungstemperaturschreibgeilindiekommentarewenndudasverstehstbohnenerfrischungsgetränktasseninhalt

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Rolls off the tongue, that one

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The distant cousin on "16384 is a nice round number"

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean it IS a nice round number and you can't tell me any different.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meh, its base-2 exponent is not a power of 2. I'm more of a 65536 kinda guy.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

It's not as round as 65536, but it's still round enough for me.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Germ ants those are rare...

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Ithinkyourspacebarisnotworkingbutitdoesnotmatterwecanstillunderstandeachotherhopefullyquesitonmark

[–] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this supposed to be mock up german? Not German words, not German accsent and word composition rather Scandinavian.

2/6

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Into an auto akcident getting

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

That would be "Unfall"

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

FükkenScälden sounds more like Swedish to me tbh.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

no ü or double-k in swedish. "Helvetesskållat" would be a direct translation, but i personally prefer the simpler "AJSOMFAN"

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those sound like things I can go buy at the local IKEA

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i doubt they have the "FFFUCKING OWWWuh!" in ikea but i'd love to be proven wrong

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now I'm just imagining a table or something with deceptive appearances where it seems narrow, but the legs sit wider, so you're prone to hitting your little toe, called "FFFUCKING OWWWuh!", but in Swedish of course

[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 1 month ago

it would of course be called the "Lilltåkvarn". pinkie toe grinder.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tbh I was thinking more about how I as an Estonian would pronounce it and what language that would sound closest to.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 month ago

now i'm trying to figure out what eesti/deutsch/svenska pidgin would sound like.

the closest I'm getting is finland-danish.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe he enjoys Swedish coffee?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I just checked, it's on the Internet Archive. No borrowing necessary.

https://archive.org/details/motsdheuresgouss0000unkn/mode/2up