Oh man, regardless of the bit of ambiguity in word placement do I feel for these parents. Solicitors only knock on the doors of toddlers during nap time. Usually in neighborhoods and houses that have signs explicitly asking them not to.
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The post that started it all:
Other related communities:
- !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
- !yelldowlgyel@sopuli.xyz (letters arranged in any confusing order)
The only thing we can do is encourage them never to return.
When last I was on ground level and strangers came to the door trying to sell something, I'd take a picture of their ID - oh, that's for the cops in case I get broken-into in the next year - and send them on their way. I think the last pair were hot water heater scammers but they didn't get their chance and they never came back.
Alternate title given the mix of NSSF and DDOI:
No kids soliciting are napping dogs = U bark die
No kids are dogs = bark. Soliciting napping u die.