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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 
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[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago (4 children)

One of my kids calls water fountains water mountains.. I assume from just mishearing the word. The first time he said it I went to correct him and then I'm like it does look like a water mountain so fuck it we'll go with that. Now the whole family only refers to them us water mountains.

And oddly there is another misheard word another of my kids used that we've all adopted, this kid said his tshirt was skin side out instead of inside out. Again I went to correct him and thought no he is right too, so now clothes are skin side out or skin side in.

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also have a few of these. My favourite daughter when she was a toddler she used to call road trains "Big DIE!".

[–] WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favourite daughter

Busted

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Oops, I really messed up that sentence. Well, she is my favourite anyway 😁

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

My family has one of those. Our oldest would say hanitizer instead of hand sanitizer. We started correcting him but eventually realized that it's more efficient and everyone knows what he's talking about. I actually use it outside the family too. No issues, only chuckles when I explain the story.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Hah, skin side out is good !!

[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Linguists call these eggcorns Here's a good video by RobWords with more examples.

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[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Probably the thing I miss most about reddit is being able to easily find and laugh at these kinds of exchanges.

Too much sanity on lemmy... I miss the conspiracy subs.

[–] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too much sanity

Uhh I don't know what subs you've been visiting, but there's just as many stupid people on here as well.

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure once you reach a certain threshold of individuals, a minimum percentage will always be this dumb. I'm not sure about the exact numbers, but the phenomenon seems real

[–] Lininop@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

Go to most of the political subs on lemmy and you'll find plenty of brain dead takes

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The !flatearth@lemmy.ml community has some unironic (I think) posts in there if you scroll a few posts down.

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No you don't. Trust me. The crazies here brigade others, peddle lies and push genocide apologia.

[–] gamey@feddit.rocks 7 points 1 year ago

I use Mastodon for quite a while and that seems to be a side effect of federated moderation, can't say I miss it there tho!

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

They're talking about the horizon.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 31 points 1 year ago (13 children)

have you people never seen an ocean? when you see ships go far enough out you see them disappear behind the curvature of the earth, you'll see masts of sailboats sticking up and the like.

[–] Tbird83ii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Not just the ocean. There are lakes large enough of this effect to happen.

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[–] MrSqueezles@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When a ship gets far away and you only see the top half, it's behind a flat Earth water mountain.

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[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[–] shnurr@fludiblu.xyz 94 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just run to the edge then.

[–] alternative_factor@kbin.social 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They'd just hit the ice wall, idiot. And if they made it through that they would hit the ocean of the second flat world beyond our own. If they got through that they would hit either the scorched wastes, the frozen wastes, the abyssal ocean, or the walls of asgard..
Seriously, do you even do your own research?

[–] kurogane@lm.helilot.com 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd play the hell out of this videogame.

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[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You mean if he ever gets past security.

America doesn't have the resources to watch effectively the border with Mexico, but they can guard the full earth "circumference"... AAAAND keep everyone quiet about it.

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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] narp@feddit.de 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it's their counter-argument to:

"If earth is really flat, why do ships disappear behind the oceans horizon?"

"Water mountains"

[–] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

Earth curvature

[–] SwampYankee@mander.xyz 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHIP DISAPPEAR ?

WATER MOUNTAINS

[–] ox0r@jlai.lu 23 points 1 year ago

Ok i'm convinced

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Water mountains sound so fun that I'll choose to believe in them. Also ball eath but in combination with water mountains

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[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We do have water volcanoes at least. Someone just named them geysers. Tho I'm fairly sure that vulcanic activity disproves flat earth.

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

This is an image of power towers gradually getting shorter and shorter because they have to squeeze into the water tunnel that runs through the water mountain.

[–] teuast@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thanks, that's my band name now

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[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 9 points 1 year ago

Bro, shut up, you're making us look like a bunch of round earthers.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

every day I feel ashamed about the fact that I have to live on the same planet (sorry, I mean pancake) with these people

The Turtle Moves!

[–] Jordan_U@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know it's really hard to tell, especially with flat earthers, but I think this post by "gerwin" screenshat here (with extra jpeg) was satire.

There are a lot of silly explanations that flat earthers have for things, but this doesn't appear to be one of them.

(Googling for "water mountain" just gives this screenshot and people making fun of this screenshot.)

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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Damn my English is so bad, I thought they are talking about swim accessories.

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