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[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You sayin my man don't pee or poo?!

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Technically speaking your man don't even man

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Fully funtional"

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With all the fluids?

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But Data's an android and not, you know, a man.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But he's fully functional!

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

So is a dildo 🤷

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Cornholio Paradox

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have no butthole, yet I must shit? Isn't that the scifi book?

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

A post-apocalyptic scifi short story (and a game based on it about 20 year later) by Harlan Ellison, about five humans tortured by a sentient butthole.