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[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 130 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Roll with disadvantage, the NPC is fucking pissed at your genie logic and desperately wants to kick your ass

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Umm actually, if there are will saves then there isn't advantage

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Raw, that's a hell no because the NPC didn't agree to be turned into a sword (and iirc, that's outside the scope of the spell anyway, no inanimate objects).

It's really not something that would work in a stable game setting.

That being said, it could still be allowed without being game breaking as long as the DM is willing to make the exception to the rules have a reason for happening. Say, the NPC had gained the attention of some entity that took the opportunity to intervene. Or maybe the NPC felt it coming, and decided to go along with it for nefarious purposes. There's all kinds of single event exceptions possible.

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought they would have specified tbh

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Eh, back in 2e Polymorph worked a lot like True Polymorph does in 5e, in 3e it was called Polymorph Any Object. I think a lot of players just call it Polymorph, even though there's a level four spell with the same name, especially if the context of the situation makes it clear which spell is being used. At least that's how it goes at my table, but every group is different.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, It's been a few years since I ran a d&d game, and it was 3.5. All the editions are starting to blur a little in my head tbh. If I was running d&d now, and a player wanted to cast, I'd have to verify which spell lol.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Haven't played since 2e... Polymorph should have been a way higher level spell with how it was written. Mice fail saving throws constantly... Super useful to derail a campaign.

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who said the sword is inanimate?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Good point!

Yeah. At the very least the wizard should have to roll a deception check.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In 5e it would have to be a beast. A very magical sword if you ask me.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When the official latest D&D movie doesn't care about the rules (druid wildshapes into an Owlbear) why should the players?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 54 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If you follow the rulebook over the rule of cool, you're doing it wrong.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

rule of cool to me means you bend the rules to make the players feel badass, it usually doesn't mean you disregard the rules completely and do whatever you want. At that point just run a systemless narrative storytelling game.

As for polymorph turning someone into an object, there is a spell that does exactly that: true polymorph.

I am by no means a rules absolutist, some of the best moments I've had in games were certainly not RAW, but from experience it feels really shitty to allow individual players to do things that their abilities specifically don't allow, because often that overshadows other players that either specialized into some abilities that are now obsolete, or might've had creative alternative approaches to the problem

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah when a player wants to do something stronger than the ability they have when that does exist in the rules, the DM needs to be wary of it. It's like saying "I cast Fire Bolt, but instead of hitting one target, it explodes in a 20-foot radius. Like, no you have to use Fireball to do that.

[–] Name@feddit.nu 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

narrative storytelling game

Isn't that what dnd is?

edit: I mean it is a game with a system, which itself allows parts of the system to be bypassed to pave way for the storytelling, which is the point of the game ,no?

[–] Cokes@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well...how about the whole quote?

Systemless narrative storytelling game

Emphasis by me...

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Or at any rate, a system more open to this kind of thing. GURPS or OpenD6 are much more narrative and rules light.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

it is, at least for me and the people I play with, but it's still a game system, not just free-form improv storytelling. The rules give some guardrails to help with the process (and, mostly, to provide a way to do combat on even grounds).

The guardrails can and should be broken at times, but if you disregard them entirely, I think it's a better idea to start with free-form storytelling from the get-go. Which can be a great experience, but only if you're playing with a group you really trust to not descend into personal power fantasies

[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Exactly, it's right there in the name. It's both role-playing and a game, both parts are important. Rules create a common understanding of how the world functions and how your actions are going to affect it. Everyone at the table knows, to some extent, what you'd be rolling to try something, how good you'd be at that roll, how difficult it appears to be, and the likely consequence of success or failure, allowing the same kind of informed decisions sitting at a table in front of a character sheet and a pile of dice that you'd be able to make if you were your character living in the game's world. None of this inhibits role-playing, it enhances it.

[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why even have high level spells if you can just "rule of cool" lower level spells into duplicating their effects? At that point just houserule that Wish is a cantrip. As soon as you start to powergame the rule of cool, you no longer deserve it.

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which I always find kind of hilarious since it’s basically expressed on the first page of the DMG.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not saying that you should follow the sparse rules of 5e to the tee. But, who actually reads the DMG? It's absolutely non-essential for running the game, even though it has some really nifty Infos for the aspiring DM.

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

It’s like the PHB. You don’t need to read it cover to cover but there’s a couple of chapters you’ll want to read entirely up front and then it’s just a resource with suggestions on how to adjudicate various scenarios.

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if it's the 4th level version, which is impermanent anyway. 9th level polymorph has rules for objects: https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/True%20Polymorph#content

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The post does say polymorph and not true polymorph though. The way you say it makes it sound like upcasting polymorph to 9th level.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Phrasing is important, right?

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"shouldn't have a will save because they agreed to it"

And this is probably how fey/genies/demons/vampires/Disney are a thing.

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When you sign up for Disney+, they think they're allowed to kill you with allergens without ending up in a real court room.

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Naw I was asking about Disney, not the Demons

/S

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A magically sentient sword that can act and fly on its own.

Now the wizard has an unbreakable enemy that will hunt them down for eternity.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I'd also like to see archfeys from both courts fighting over who gets to claim the new feywild lawyer.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If the reaction wasn't an immediate "I'll allow it" then you aren't a fun dm

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's definitely a balance to be struck, and it depends on the table. I would only do this on a table where the rules are actually just guidelines.

For many others, a world needs to make sense internally. It doesn't need to make real-world sense, but within the world with its different reality, things kinda need to be consistent. For example, if it is easily possible for a wizard to circumvent your will save by asking a trick question, the whole world would look completely different. Almost everyone who interacts with any kind of wizard would be extremely guarded around giving consent for anything since it might just be a ploy to remove their resistances.

A resourceful/logical player would now try to trick an NPC into agreeing first, and well, if it doesn't work, you can still cast the spell normally, nothing lost. You could ask them to stop, or they could recognize themselves that doing it like that wouldn't be fun, but if you act in the world you usually always try to make the best decisions. If you artificially limit that in a fourth-wall-breaking way, the game actually starts to lose its appeal.

If you allow stuff like this all the time, eventually the alternate reality of your characters will just become a random clown show. Problem solving will just be about who comes up with the most ridiculous thing that makes everyone laugh about its absurdity. There will be no logic or rational thought involved anymore, it'll be no simulation anymore, just a sandbox. Which again, might be fine for certain tables, but many want to be able to immerse themselves in a different world that they can accept as at least possible, which is the actual fun for them.

So no, you aren't necessarily "not fun" if you don't allow this as a DM. You're just playing a different kind of game with a different kind of fun.

Almost everyone who interacts with any kind of wizard would be extremely guarded around giving consent for anything since it might just be a ploy to remove their resistances.

And that's totally fair and matches a lot of wizarding canon. It could very well be that this NPC isn't particularly bright, or at least not accustomed to dealing with wizards, but the DM can come up with some clever way to still have the story progress (i.e. the NPC happened to be wearing an amulet that protects them from magic, the NPC can communicate telepathically when transformed (so the story can continue), the magical power necessary knocks out the wizard and the spell link is broken, or the transmutation on an unwilling human is temporary and the wizard needs to roll X times above Y to maintain the spell (and X gets lower as the NPC submits).

There are a lot of ways to mitigate the impact of an outrageous player choice and discourage them from pulling further shenanigans. Just saying "no" is rarely the most fun option.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The NPC did not agree to be polymorphed into a sword, so there would absolutely be a will save.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah they did, they said "yes" to them asking "can I make you a magical sword"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Yes, and their understanding was that they were going to be given a magical sword. It doesn't matter if the words used were misleading, what matters is what the person thinks they agreed to.

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[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not a wizzard, that's Jiggle Billy! Commence the jiggling!

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Why ain't ya jigglin'?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago

Someone needs to tech Mr. Wizard about consent.