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[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

It's me. I'm the turtle.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I just want to point out that the german word for turtle is Schildkröte which are the words Schild (shield) and Kröte (toad) smashed together.

[–] cosmoscoffee@feddit.org 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

In addition, the German language does not really differentiate between turtles and tortoises: both are called "shield toads", but if you want to be more specific, you can say "water shield toads" or "land shield toads", respectively.

[–] Peter1986C@lemmings.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Similarly to Dutch.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

Cower mortals, you stand before your god!

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 23 points 23 hours ago

He has autism.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Where can one learn these superpowers? Asking for a friend, obviously.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I'm not sure, I've got the apathy thing down though.

[–] trouble@lemm.ee 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

All I’m missing is the shell 😢

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

When I was 7 years old in the 80s, my dad bought me a teenage mutant ninja turtles pajama set. It had a big pillow shell, and a face mask bandana you wore over your eyes, and elbow pads, and knee pads. All in the the color of whichever turtle you chose to buy.

My dad, being an idiot, bought Donatello. I'm CLEARLY a Rapheal! It's as if boomer adults in the 80s didn't watch and understand kids cartoons from the 80s! Hmmmph!

Oh, this has nothing to do with your thing. I was just distracting you long enough to steal your wallet.

HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! AN ELEPHANT!

runs off giggling

Hehehehehe, why would there be an elephant on a city street??? You fool!

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago

Donatello would never steal someone's wallet, Raph def would.