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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 2 points 34 minutes ago

The crab is always looking at the sea so that it never goes into it when going side to side. All it knows is anger. Deep.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 19 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I'm told one time in my sleep I sat up, looked down the hall, and said "You can't see it from here but it can see you.". Then laid down again and went quiet. My partner at the time was not amused

[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

I had a partner once who sat straight up in bed and announced, "Somesone else is in here." They then promptly fell back asleep...me, not so much...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

I once asked my ex husband "does it have Scweppevescence" (it was a tag line in a ginger ale commercial), and told my current husband that I had figured out the tile problem.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I pretty often will wake up giggling.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago
[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Oh sleep talking nonsense is the best! When I was in college my roommate wrote down what I said whe I was sleeping, it could be roughly translated like this:

"We have a crooked goat in our head that we can grab by the wall and then we can go fuck ourselves because we've had enough of it and that's it"

I couldn't make this shit up even if I tried ...

sounds like what autocorrect would say when you click the suggested word over and over

[–] jabber@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I did something similar in order to honour my missus. :)

https://mastodon.social/@sarahoncesaid

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh, I like these!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

This is wonderful!

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 56 minutes ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago)

Crabby even.

Edit oh goddamnit it I didn’t see your username.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Her subconscious abhors a vacuum. And anything that isn’t a crab.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

Evolution provrs that all of our dreams eventually lead to CRAB

[–] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone have others? I don't want to go on Twitter

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We will all become crab.

Contrasts on having a girlfriend who shares her awesome dreams with you in real-time.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Her conciousness has become crab due to carcinisation

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 2 points 7 hours ago

She's achieved the ultimate crab form