this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
434 points (98.2% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26801 readers
3400 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 14 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Too high or... just right?

Waka-waka!

img

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Waka waka is what Fozzy Bear says. You just posted Oscar the Grouch, wtf bro

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Animal is my favorite Muppet

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

Aminal says:

img

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

lol, just replaced mine and about to use it for first time

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

the temp of the ground water starts dropping significantly this time of year

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you call a bidet set too high, an enema. What does yo mama call a bidet set too high? Saturday night.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

As a dad, I applaud the effort. 👏

[–] tabularasa@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

No such thing!

[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

Seem to work as an enema but concerning without knowing the bidet was deep cleaned moments before. Any thoughts on this very common thing we all like to talk about?

[–] WalnutLum@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

The key is to get one where you can widen the spray and squeegee everything off.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Never use the "enema" setting unless that's what you want...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago